Ideas to shop around
Directions rather than one particular thing, for when you’d rather choose. Some come with a few that fit.

Giant Food Blankets
Gifts people fight over. A tortilla or pizza blanket is funny to open and warm enough to keep, which beats a pure gag.
3 that fit · about $19.97 – $24.29
Burrito Tortilla Throw Blanketabout $19.99 · amazon.com
Pop-Tart Throw Blanketabout $19.97 · amazon.com
Chocolate Cookie Throw Blanketabout $24.29 · amazon.com

Goofy Books and Figures
Cheap novelty pieces for laughs. These are the lightest gifts here, so pair one with a useful item if you want it stolen.
2 that fit · about $11.66 – $13.95
The Screaming Goat Book and Figureabout $13.95 · amazon.com
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Mini Bookabout $11.66 · amazon.com

Swap Games and Party Kits
Games that make the exchange itself more fun. Worth bringing if you are hosting the swap.
4 that fit · about $5.39 – $21.99
SolidRoots Mini White Elephant Game Kitabout $9.88 · amazon.com
It's Bananas Monkey Tail Party Gameabout $21.99 · amazon.com
Ring Toss Game for Adultsabout $12.99 · amazon.com
Santa Swap Gift Exchange Diceabout $5.39 · amazon.com
- Pick whatever you think fits
Squishy Lights from Uncommon Goods
These light up the room and look good on a shelf.
3 that fit · about $25 – $30
Positive Pickle Pal Squishy Lightabout $25 · uncommongoods.com
Sleepy Kitty Squishy Lightabout $30 · uncommongoods.com
Campfire Squishy Lightabout $30 · uncommongoods.com

Classic gags
Cheap laughs from the moment it is unwrapped. Whoopee cushions and a screaming chicken get more reaction than a pricey gift.
6 that fit · about $6.99 – $16.99
Mattel Magic 8 Ballabout $9.99 · amazon.com
POPLAY Screaming Chickenabout $7.99 · amazon.com
POPLAY Whoopee Cushions, 2 Packabout $6.99 · amazon.com
The Screaming Goat Desk Toyabout $14.99 · amazon.com
GOODLYSPORTS Toilet Golf Gameabout $16.99 · amazon.com
The Screaming Goat Desk Toyabout $14.99 · amazon.com

Useful but silly
Gifts that are funny and actually used. These get stolen because they are a real upgrade.
6 that fit · about $8.99 – $27.99
The Original Giant Gummy Bearabout $14.99 · amazon.com
SeaRoomy Burrito Tortilla Blanketabout $13.99 · amazon.com
Unicorn Wearable Blanket Hoodieabout $27.99 · amazon.com
AI Electric Rechargeable Hand Warmers, 2 Packabout $9.99 · amazon.com
Soundcore Select 4 Go Waterproof Shower Speakerabout $22.99 · amazon.com
FACEMOON 3D Weighted Sleep Maskabout $8.99 · amazon.com

Retro fun
Retro items that look good on a shelf.
2 that fit · about $29.99 – $39.99
The Original Lava Lamp, 14.5 Inchabout $39.99 · amazon.com
Frigidaire Retro Mini Portable Fridgeabout $29.99 · amazon.com